Michael Jackson gets off
Jun 13, 2005 by Ian Evans
We’re not too sure who this guy is, but apparently some California resident named Michael Jackson was cleared by a jury on fourteen different counts surrounding accusations of molesting a 13-year-old cancer patient. We’d say a jury of his peers, but c’mon, who’s kidding who?
Jackson, who could’ve faced 20 years in prison, instead faced cheering fans as he left in a convoy of SUVs heading back to his Neverland ranch.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled planet…