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Skewed Christmas:Past Snowballs of Wisdom

Skewed Christmas Countdown: Past Snowballs of Wisdom

And now some past Skewed Christmas wisdom for the 26th day before Xmas:

Santa Claus can make it around the entire globe in one night. If you want him to circumnavigate Kim Kardashian’s ass, give him two days.

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Previous snowballs of wisdom:

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