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Skewed Christmas:Past Snowballs of Wisdom

Skewed Christmas Countdown: Past Snowballs of Wisdom

And now some past Skewed Christmas wisdom for the 41st day before Xmas:

Charlie Sheen’s favorite Christmas song? “Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…” Because there isn’t a song about an elf hooker. Charlie remember: Jingle Bells is a fun holiday song. Jingle Balls is a serious medical condition.

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Previous snowballs of wisdom:

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