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Firefox is was my favourite browser. I run it as the default on my XP desktop and my Vista laptop. Lately, though, Firefox can’t seem to stop freezing the XP system. The Vista laptop seems to run it fine but the XP desktop hasn’t been stable running Firefox 3.0.X in some time.

I’m not talking crashes here. The browser just freezes. Most of the time it freezes the system solid, as in hit the power button frozen solid. Sometimes, if I’m lucky, I can bring the task manager up, but that just begins a frustrating game of hitting “End Now” and not having the unresponsive program end at all.

A Google search on Firefox freezes brings up quite a few complaints, all stemming back to the latest few versions. In some cases people blame just the browser, its interaction with Java, or its workings with Flash. Quite a few people mention that it happens when they’re watching videos, especially on Youtube.

Regardless, the fact is that Firefox isn’t acting like the browser we fell in love with. I’m writing this post in Chrome right now, afraid that Firefox would have crashed mid-post. Sometimes I’m even running…shudder…IE8.

Our latest survey question: Would you buy a CD by Britain’s Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle?

Hulk Hogan, who is going through a bitter divorce with wife Linda, has told Rolling Stone magazine that he gets what OJ was thinking:

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife…I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

Okay. Nice of the guy to put that in words. Memo to the Clearwater police: If Linda and her boyfriend are found murdered, keep the suspect list short.

Three cheers for Donald Trump.

Last night on The Celebrity Apprentice, The Donald delivered a well-deserved bitch slap to fame whore Khloe Kardashian, whose only claim to fame is being related to Kim, who in turn is only famous, as Joel McHale of The Soup would say, “for having a big ass and a sex tape.”

Both teams had lost the All Detergent viral video challenge, so Trump prepared to fire a player from each team. He fired Athena’s Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins for volunteering to come back to the boardroom with Melissa Rivers, chiding her with a “you never volunteer to be executed.”

He then turned his sights on the KOTU team. He asked country artist Clint Black if he was tired of the show and wanted to head back on the road. Clint said no. He asked pro golfer Natalie Gulbis if she wouldn’t rather be playing at an upcoming Asian tournament for a hefty appearance fee and possible prize money. Gulbis said she had made a commitment to the show and that she was going to honour it.

Having set up that her other two team-mates actually had careers and accomplishments, Trump asked Khloe Kardashian why she had missed part of the last assignment. Khloe said she had to go back to LA to face a judge who was none too happy about her missing court-ordered alcohol education classes that stemmed from her past DUI so that she could participate in Trump’s show. Her attitude made it seem like the whole thing was a bother to her.

Trump then launched into her. He said that he had not been made aware of her DUI before the show. He told her that he knew three friends who had lost family members killed by drunk drivers. He offered her charity $20,000 but said he couldn’t reconcile with her DUI past and fired her.

Kardashian’s post-firing interview revealed the cavalier attitude displayed by many tabloid stars about their DUIs. They always say they’re paying every day for their DUIs as if they’re the victims and the nasty cops, lawyers and judges should leave them alone.

To be fair, Trump’s behaviour in this can be questioned too. First off, you mean Trump never asked why Kardashian was famous and up for his show besides her resemblance to Jack O’Halloran? Nobody in Trump’s circle ever mentioned her DUI? Why did Dennis Rodman’s drinking not become a factor before it affected a task he was the manager of? And will Trump go after Jesse James for some drinking indiscretion from his past next?

All of Trump’s issues aside, it was just nice to see a talentless reality star having a strip torn off them for a change. Too often we see the Hiltons and the Montags and the Pratts get cheered by adoring fans and you just want to ask the kids what these people actually did to become their heroes. Of course, the real tyrants are not the celebrity airheads, but the network executives who create these brain-sapping shows in the first place.

While some Google searchers seem intent on finding out the definition of a 30 Rock reference “hot richard”, the other news that’ll be heating up today will be the reaction to CNBC pundit Jim Cramer’s appearance on The Daily Show wih Jon Stewart.

Except for a few jokes at the top of the show referencing the upcoming guest, the entire show was devoted to Stewart’s interview with the bombastic Mad Money host. In fact, Comedy Central indicated that the interview — or was it an execution? — went even longer and an excised additional eight minutes would be available online.

Cramer didn’t even seem to have any fight in him. He sat there taking it and offering quiet responses as Stewart took on the mantle of Everyman U.S.A. and railed against the financial situation and what he suggested was CNBC’s total failure as a news organization to investigate the financial collapse before it happened.

The video of the Jim Cramer/Jon Stewart interview will surely be flying into inboxes around the world today. Cramer seemed to almost be a willing lamb to slaughter. How will he react on his show tonight? Perhaps he actually wanted to use this watershed TV moment as an out for a change in the way he acts on his show. We’ll have to see.

Egads. Tried to get tickets for Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band playing Toronto’s Air Canada Centre on May 7th.

Started right at the noon on-sale and was offered two tickets high up on the side…almost behind the stage. Tried again and…no luck. The concert sold out in the first three minutes.

Sigh…

Britain’s News of the World paper released photos of Olympic champion Michael Phelps sucking back on a bong at a party. With millions in endorsements at stake, the gold medal pot smoker’s people tried to drag him out of the deep end by having him release the following statement:

“I engaged in behaviour which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I’m 23 years old and despite the successes I’ve had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again.”

What won’t happen again? Getting caught? Letting photos get taken as he gets stoned? Obviously the guy realizes that he needs to make cash quickly while people still care so he has to pretend this was a one-off youthful error and he’s still worthy of being on a Wheaties box.

Who knew his 12,000 calorie training diet was just a massive case of the munchies.

Well, the blog world is burning up talking about Kathy Griffin’s CNN foul-up, so it should be a day or so before the mainstream media turns this into their first entertainment story of the year.

I’m wondering if CNN will have Kathy Griffin back to host next New Year’s with Anderson Cooper? I actually like the pairing of Cooper and the mouthy comedian, but I’m sure some CNN viewers will be calling in after this on-air incident.

Obviously thinking they had gone to commercial, Griffin started yelling at a heckler in Times Square. “Screw you! I’m working! Why don’t you get a job buddy! You know what? I don’t go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!”

Ring, ring…is that the FCC calling?

Sometimes things seem to happen by chance and other times it appears that destiny has a hand in the opportunities that come our way. As I wrote the other day, I lost a dear friend and fellow celebrity photographer, David Morgan, to a heart condition. His partner Di has asked that instead of flowers, his friends should make donations to the Victor Chang Cardiac Research Institute in Australia.

I’m already making a donation, but then I saw a chance to potentially expand upon my donation multiple times. Dot com mogul and blogger John Chow recently blogged about a new tiny url service called xr.com that helps turn long urls into, well, tiny ones.

What does this have to do with the charity? Well, when John Chow wrote about the xr.com service, the site’s owner, Richard Lau sent him a $5,000 thank you. John paid that kindness forward by donating it to the Union Gospel Mission’s Christmas Drive. Richard and John then came up with a new contest where a review of xr.com could earn a blogger $5,000 for the charity of their choice (in my case the Victor Chang Cardiac Research Institute) and $1000 to use as they please, though I’d just use it for another donation to the heart research. I thought for a while before entering this contest. Would it seem crass to write a review in this situation? But then I thought that a $6000 donation is a $6000 donation and I don’t care if I have to do cartwheels in a Santa suit to earn it. If I win, that’s $6000 going to help heart research and potentially finding the cures and causes of a disease that takes so many people away from their loved ones too early.

What’s the purpose of xr.com’s service? I often find that long urls (especially from newspaper sites) will sometimes break in people’s email software and then they write back and say, “That link you sent me didn’t work!” Rather than going through the effort of cutting and pasting to fix the url, I like to use a tiny url service like xr.com to send a much shorter url. For example, if I want to send a page from my own site, a photo of Tilda Swinton, John Malkovich and Brad Pitt at the Burn After Reading premiere in Toronto, I can send the real url http://www.digitalhit.com/galleries/31/457/27 or the tiny url, which is http://xr.com/jsn. Suddenly 45 characters of url becomes only 10 characters. That’s great for tossing into an email and I’m sure that xr.com will be a frequent stop for me.

So there you have it. A great new tiny url service called xr.com and a potentially superb way to further assist a charitable cause that’s close to my heart.