General Evans Above Archive for Feb 18, 2003

Joe ain’t over yet

Feb 18, 2003 – permalink

It ain’t over yet.

You may think that Joe Millionaire is over, but we’ve got one more week of this stuff. One more week to find out if Evan and Zora stayed together. My guess is that Zora hightailed it with her $500,000 so that Evan could make time with Lauren Bush and the Hilton twits. The Discovery Channel’s excited though. Thanks to FOX finding Evan, we’ve finally found the missing link.

Did that show have to be a two-hour finale? I’ve seen less padding in a movie budget. Two hours and they still only had five seconds for “host” Alex McLeod.

Wasn’t it nice of FOX to bring Melissa back, so that Sarah coud have one more cancer stick with her witless friend? IQ marks go to Sarah for whispering some of her questions to Melissa. As if the guys in the control room wouldn’t play the tapes back at full blast to make out what she was saying. Didn’t she learn anything while making her fetish videos? The big question remains: did Sarah go south of the border with Evan?