Honey, I’m behind Wolf Blitzer

Sep 03, 2008- Permalink

Once again, as we witnessed four years ago, delegates at both the Democratic and Republican National Conventions spend an inordinate amount of time standing behind the CNN anchors. Talking on their cell phones, they wave their arms, because apparently the friend or loved one they’re speaking to is too dumb to recognize them just by their face.

There must be an official name for these people. Oh wait, there is: tools.