General Evans Above Archive for Jul 19, 2002

It’s payback time

Jul 19, 2002permalink

Trista Rehn, the lucky runner-up who avoided the doofus on The Bachelor, has just been announced as the star of The Bachelorette.

Why? Wasn’t the public humiliation of the first one enough? Sure she gets to pick this time, but c’mon, why does she have to do this in the first place?

Let’s examine the facts:

  • she’s darn attractive
  • she’s a Miami heat dancer
  • she’s not as loose as the winner, but they did discuss “compromising positions” before they turned off the camera on the last night
So, she can’t find a man in the real world? Or does she just want a second 15 minutes?