Britney Spears signs off on faux wedding

Sep 24, 2004 by Ian Evans

Thank goodness we sent them a faux toaster.

The investigative website The Smoking Gun, has obtained notarized documents showing that the marriage between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline was indeed a “faux” ceremony and that they won’t actually be married until they work out the details of Kevin’s undershirt budget in a still-to-be-signed prenup.

Ahh, romance.