That’s a lot of ice cream

May 18, 2002- Permalink

A new Dairy Queen opened up in my area recently. I hadn’t really been to one since I was younger, so I’ve tried it a few times. I don’t know if they’ve changed their methods, but the ice cream doesn’t taste like I remember. Each of the few times I’ve gone I always end up thinking I should’ve just walked on by.

I felt sorry for one guy today though. They had him dressed up as a giant soft-serve cone. I tall desserty-type of guy with big shoes and an ice cream-eating grin. The sort of thing you’d expect if Disney was run by dairy farmers.

Actually, I guess that’s not as bad as the Hershey theme park where employees have to go around dressed as chocolate bars and Kisses.

A mouse in pants is one thing. I just don’t want to make conversation with my food.