The Big Cheese

May 06, 2004- Permalink

I was out with friends the other night and one of the goodies offered to please our palates was a tray of cheeses and various crackers.

Everyone had his or her eyes on a large wedge of “ Brie. We all grabbed crackers and prepared to attack it…then it happened.

One of the people there grabbed the Brie in both hands. Sinking her thumbs into it, she tugged it into two pieces, slapped one giant piece on a tiny cracker, and then walked off, dropping some of the Brie in the process.

We were dumbfounded. We were also grossed out by what she did and decided that the other half could enjoy adorning the tray for the rest of the night. Before anything could be said she walked back and made off with the rest of the Brie.

Needless to say, we were cheesed off.