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Jan 15, 2007- Permalink

Another week, another sex tape.

This time the ‘net is all, um, a titter, about a sex tape featuring British page three topless model Keeley Hazell. Apparently the busty lass made the tape while on vacation with her boyfriend, Lloyd Miller. Hazell, who once said she wouldn’t do Playboy because of its “full nudity” is said to be upset by the tape’s release. You know, if you’re afraid of leaks, don’t take a video camera to bed with you…take a sketch pad and some charcoal instead.

So, perhaps the Keeley Hazell sex tape is a private moment that should never have been released. But what about the attention hungry celebs who are actively involved in the distribution of their most imtimate moments?

It was the release of One Night in Paris that turned talentless heiress Paris Hilton into a talentless starlet. So it only makes sense that her gal pal, Kim Kardashian, is said to be shopping around a tape of her and R&B singer Ray J. It’s rumoured that the couple is upset that they sold the rights for too low a price.

Any mention of C-list celebrity sex tapes would not be complete without mentioning Dustin Diamond, who once played Screech on Saved By The Bell. His sex tape, which featured some fetish scenes, met with as much interest as his post-SBTB career.

If we’ve learned anything today, it’s that you need a sex tape to make it as a respected star. Apparently, the pantyless crotch shots just aren’t enough.