Tiger Woods taking indefinite break from professional golf

Dec 11, 2009- Permalink

Okay, so Tiger Woods is taking an “indefinite break from professional golf” because after all, there’s a lot of women he hasn’t slept with yet. Or he needs time to find women that won’t talk to the media.

Anyway, what really makes me chuckle is that one of the hottest searches right now according to Google Trends is for the definition of the word “indefinite”. I guess concerned fans with poor vocabularies need to know how long he’ll be gone from the sport.

According to the good folks at Merriam-Webster, indefinite means “not precise, vague, having no exact limits”. So now you know.