Heidi Montag wanted for murder: kills song

Aug 24, 2009- Permalink

While Hurricane Bill battered Canada’s Maritimes with high winds and waves, the Bahamas was hit with a natural disaster of another kind.

Heidi Montag appeared on Miss Universe Sunday night. I’d say “performed”, but that’s really too strong a word for what she did as she lip-synched her way through a tune called “Body Language.”

Her attempts at dancing made Star Wars’s C3PO looking like the winning contestant on Dancing with the Stars. Producers kept the cameras pretty tight on her so as not to show her lame choreography and eventually they cut away to video footage of the contestants in bikinis, effectively reducing her appearance to background music.

Seeing as Donald Trump owns Miss Universe, what do you think the chances are that he’ll invite her and fellow celebutard and husband, Spencer Pratt, to appear on the next Celebrity Apprentice?