Bennifer calls it quits

Jan 23, 2004 by Ian Evans

Give us a second, Bennifer fans, while we compose ourselves.

Okay…

According to a spokeperson for Jennifer Lopez, she and fiancé Ben Affleck have called off their engagement.

The split comes roughly four months after the overexposed couple called off their lavish wedding citing too much media attention. According to J. Lo’s mouthpiece, “Jennifer Lopez has ended her engagement to Ben Affleck. At this difficult time, we ask that you respect her privacy.”

Those seeking happy memories of their togetherness can watch Kevin Smith’s upcoming Jersey Girl. Lopez dies about 12 minutes into the new Affleck flick.